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Honestly.
I'm Jewell, click for the man behind the curtain.I follow these people:
Everything that happened here was cool with me.
Look how cool and young google thinks I am. I’m flattered.
me: anna kendrick objectively looks like female adam scott, right?
like, if you put a wig on adam scott
and he had just shaved
bobbyfinger: hahahahhaa
photoshop it
test your theory
YES
FINALLY
Thank you.
(Source: drinkyourjuice)
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(Source: fydisneymisfits)
I never think people are talking to me, only to themselves. Maybe sometimes, some of them are talking to me. Maybe I am only talking to me, and I’m projecting.
Olivia Wilde is trying to sell me eyeshadow and I want to buy it from her.
Important notices:
YOU’RE GONNA WATCH ME PERFORM IN THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES
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Aw yeah this my shit
this my shit
aw yeah
this my shit
this my shit
#personal #ohyeah #whodaman #i’mdaman
When I hear that silly Drake song where he goes “I swear this life is like the sweetest thing I’ve ever known” I guess he’s talking about being successful and rich and everything, but whenever I hear that line come through my headphones my stomach does a little flip, cuz on its own it’s like the prettiest thing a person could say.
We watched spoken word videos until far later than we should’ve, padded quietly around your kitchen, finished a documentary about cave diving and you kissed my knee. Missed my bus and fell asleep next to you instead. Shuffled to bed, arranged limbs right, laughed in the dark, and eventually fell asleep again. Woke to the postman at the door, messy haired and soft, caught the train together and then split in two directions, hands in pockets. I have nothing more to say than this. Collected evidence of how theoretically flawless this is, but something quiet keeping me ripe with ellipses.
