February 2012
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So if you couldn’t tell by twitter, Zach and I watched the first episode of Sister Wives because it’s on netflix and I thought it was going to be funny like 19 Kids and Counting but then it turned out they were like kind of normal and it basically gave me a 2001: Space Odyssey, Inception, Flatlands, Ender’s Game mind fuck moment where I understood everything in the sense that I...
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It’s too hard to watch Anthony take Italia without going to the kitchen and getting salami
brb
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“Suicide Note From a Hello Kitty Doll
Dear little Charlotte,
if you are...”
– Omar Holmon, as published in The Legendary, February 2009. Want more? Check him out here. (via bostonpoetryslam)
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Question about America, fellow voters:
What the fuck am I supposed to put as my political party on my voter registration form? If I put no party preference, does that prevent me from voting for certain parties? If I put something else, does that restrict me to that party?
I consider myself to be a pretty intelligent human being, so I now understand why lazy people don’t vote. Help please.
January 2012
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rock out with your cock out
“I look fabu.”
– Scott
“ALL THIS BAD STUFF THAT HAPPENS TO WOMEN HAPPENS TO MEN TOO, THEREFORE I DON’T...”
– Anti-feminists (but usually with much more triggering and disgusting language.)
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that was a good episode
“Do you need a pug to attend?”
– small riley
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I never think people are talking to me, only to themselves. Maybe sometimes, some of them are talking to me. Maybe I am only talking to me, and I’m projecting.
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Olivia Wilde is trying to sell me eyeshadow and I want to buy it from her.
Important notices:
The Princess Diaries is on...
HEY YOU GUYS GUESS WHAT YOU'RE DOING MARCH 18TH...
YOU’RE GONNA WATCH ME PERFORM IN THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES
VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA Aw yeah this my shit this my shit aw yeah this my shit this my shit #personal #ohyeah #whodaman #i’mdaman
subway philosopher
thelalatheory:
When I hear that silly Drake song where he goes “I swear this life is like the sweetest thing I’ve ever known” I guess he’s talking about being successful and rich and everything, but whenever I hear that line come through my headphones my stomach does a little flip, cuz on its own it’s like the prettiest thing a person could say.
“Do angels have hair? Of course they have hair! It’s like ten feet long and...”
– Raymond my friend
abcdefghijenna:
We watched spoken word videos until far later than we should’ve, padded quietly around your kitchen, finished a documentary about cave diving and you kissed my knee. Missed my bus and fell asleep next to you instead. Shuffled to bed, arranged limbs right, laughed in the dark, and eventually fell asleep again. Woke to the postman at the door, messy haired and soft, caught the...
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also my first thought upon hearing the news was fuck how am I gonna watch pretty little liars
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So on one hand, I understand that Anonymous stunts help create a ton of press for things that could potentially become overlooked. And they create press for statements like
“The raid on Megaupload Thursday proved that the feds don’t need SOPA or its sister legislation, PIPA, in order to pose a blow to the Web.”
(source)
Which I also think is good. And it is always reassuring to...
yvettethelady asked: When i found out Effy/Kaya Scodelario was in LA right now i thought of you.
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Okay I don’t if it’s just me but it’s cheating if you take pictures in the village because everywhere is beautiful.
I thought that worked like Betelgeuse
kanye kanye kanye
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I’m feeling better everyday.
I didn’t come up with that thought.
I think Au Revoir Simone did.
