February 2011
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eh we still got it
Meghan: jesus squared
Meghan: the derivative
Meghan: IS 2 JESUS!
Meghan: WHAT THE!
Meghan: I JUST CREATED GOD!
Meghan: BAM RELIGION
Meghan: THERE YOU GO
Jewell: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jewell: GOODNIGHT MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
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I SWEAR TO GOD
NEVER!
IF YOU EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER IN YOUR ENTIRE...
– something I posted on carlisle’s fb a long long time ago
January 2011
63 posts
Me: Is this fergie?
Taewan: You mean the sound of a thousand angels singing?
I am restless and nervous and resigned. Kinda want to go to the beach. Kinda want to run around the block. Kinda worried about passing calculus. Kinda irreverent.
MY LIFE IS SO MUCH SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE’S
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You are like the triumvirate of class, you three.
– vito
Police then interviewed Weiman, who admitted he became upset and struck the...
– So my middle school dance partner in Fiddler on the Roof, Jr. knocked over 41 mailboxes (including my own) in my neighborhood last week (via bellatrixes)
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One time my friend was really hungry and she was like, “Man Jewell, should I eat this apple, or smoke it?”
lol i get it
the lesbian on american skins dances too
not that I’m watching it
it’s boring
it’s not my fault
nothing else is on
I swear
like I was watching fashion police
and then a rerun of Anthony Bourdain came on
what the fuck was I supposed to do?
oh was that guy supposed to be a pedophile or what?
because pedophiles shouldn’t
okay
this is really bad
ugh
why am I...
Hey fattys pizza? This is vito again.
– Vito, again
the end has no end
the end has no end
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the end has no end
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the end has no end
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Guys,
I don’t understand my brain. I wrote my column the damn thing. It just spilled out onto the word document. How did that even happen? The creative process doesn’t make sense.
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DEAR AMERICA
STOP CENSORING SEX FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THIS IS NOT PRODUCTIVE
ALSDHUIFLASKDJVNLASIEUARSDVILHSLERNHFLAOHALOSW
EIFAKSVNASDFVCKJXLAKSFHUALSIUDFHLSDKUFHLASIDUH
ANYWAYS, INSTEAD CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD THE ORIGINAL SKINS IS?
K
Good night tumblr. I’m going to go blow something up now. Or write a column. Or dissipate. Options are the key to success.
dialogue
m: idk
m: im not really a jerk
m: i wanna emphasize that
m: well
m: like
m: in that way
m: its late
m: I should stop talking
l: well usually I have a rule
l: where nothing I say after 10 o clock
l: can be accounted for
l: but
l: half of our relationship is based on things both of us have said after 10 o clock
Bet you didn’t know they had hipster chocolate. Only for hipsters.
– Garcia (via craploadofhotsauce)
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769. IF YOU WANT TO SEDUCE A GUY, YOU CAN'T DRESS...
en-ti-la-tierra:
(via gotwisdom)
god fucking dammit
I don’t dress like a guy
guys dress like me
BOOM
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guatemala, we can't see your video here.
therealyvetteq:
jewell wants to learn to play the drums.
i want to learn to whip my hair back and forth.
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You know when part of the song comes from one speaker and the other part comes from the other speaker and then there’s a part of the song where this division is emphasized by some layer being silenced? Yeah you know. I love that.
a poem:
SO I’M JUST HANGING OUT
watching ~Say Yes to the Dress~
and this woman is all
“I can’t make a decision
with out my fiancée here”
and I’m all
“Humans.”
and then the fiancée shows up
and he’s
obviously
gay.
and I’m all
humans.
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Let's take a vote
Hayley Williams voice in Airplanes, annoying? y/y
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i feel violated. i should feel violated right?
– Meghan
Mom: Do you want to come watch a show? I've got Dr. Phil.
Dad: That's not a show.
Dad: That's poisoning your brain.
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Things I am going to do after February:
GO TO EVERY CONCERT
AND DANCE FOREVER
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“…he–the elder Hamlet–was murdered by Claudius’ pouring poison in his ear.”
-Hamlet’s wikipedia article
So cool. Why are people so uncreative in their murders these days?