February 2011
63 posts
eh we still got it
Meghan: jesus squared
Meghan: the derivative
Meghan: IS 2 JESUS!
Meghan: WHAT THE!
Meghan: I JUST CREATED GOD!
Meghan: BAM RELIGION
Meghan: THERE YOU GO
Jewell: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jewell: GOODNIGHT MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
Feb 1st
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“I SWEAR TO GOD NEVER! IF YOU EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER IN YOUR ENTIRE...”
– something I posted on carlisle’s fb a long long time ago
Feb 1st
January 2011
63 posts
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
Me: Is this fergie?
Taewan: You mean the sound of a thousand angels singing?
Jan 31st
I am restless and nervous and resigned. Kinda want to go to the beach. Kinda want to run around the block. Kinda worried about passing calculus. Kinda irreverent.
Jan 31st
Jan 30th
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MY LIFE IS SO MUCH SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE’S
Jan 29th
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“You are like the triumvirate of class, you three.”
– vito
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
“Police then interviewed Weiman, who admitted he became upset and struck the...”
– So my middle school dance partner in Fiddler on the Roof, Jr. knocked over 41 mailboxes (including my own) in my neighborhood last week (via bellatrixes)
Jan 28th
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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One time my friend was really hungry and she was like, “Man Jewell, should I eat this apple, or smoke it?”
Jan 26th
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lol i get it
the lesbian on american skins dances too not that I’m watching it it’s boring it’s not my fault nothing else is on I swear like I was watching fashion police and then a rerun of Anthony Bourdain came on what the fuck was I supposed to do? oh was that guy supposed to be a pedophile or what? because pedophiles shouldn’t okay this is really bad ugh why am I...
Jan 25th
“Hey fattys pizza? This is vito again.”
– Vito, again
Jan 25th
the end has no end the end has no end the end has no end the end has no end the end has no end the end has no end the end has no end the end has no end the end has no end the end has no end the end has no end the end has no end
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Guys,  I don’t understand my brain. I wrote my column the damn thing. It just spilled out onto the word document. How did that even happen? The creative process doesn’t make sense.
Jan 21st
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DEAR AMERICA STOP CENSORING SEX FOR FUCK’S SAKE THIS IS NOT PRODUCTIVE ALSDHUIFLASKDJVNLASIEUARSDVILHSLERNHFLAOHALOSW EIFAKSVNASDFVCKJXLAKSFHUALSIUDFHLSDKUFHLASIDUH ANYWAYS, INSTEAD CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD THE ORIGINAL SKINS IS? K Good night tumblr. I’m going to go blow something up now. Or write a column. Or dissipate. Options are the key to success.
Jan 21st
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dialogue
m: idk
m: im not really a jerk
m: i wanna emphasize that
m: well
m: like
m: in that way
m: its late
m: I should stop talking
l: well usually I have a rule
l: where nothing I say after 10 o clock
l: can be accounted for
l: but
l: half of our relationship is based on things both of us have said after 10 o clock
Jan 21st
“Bet you didn’t know they had hipster chocolate. Only for hipsters.”
– Garcia (via craploadofhotsauce)
Jan 20th
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Listenthepurplebotttle: Cage the Elephant - Shake Me...
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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769. IF YOU WANT TO SEDUCE A GUY, YOU CAN'T DRESS...
en-ti-la-tierra: (via gotwisdom) god fucking dammit I don’t dress like a guy guys dress like me BOOM
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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guatemala, we can't see your video here.
therealyvetteq: jewell wants to learn to play the drums. i want to learn to whip my hair back and forth.
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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You know when part of the song comes from one speaker and the other part comes from the other speaker and then there’s a part of the song where this division is emphasized by some layer being silenced? Yeah you know. I love that. 
Jan 14th
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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a poem:
SO I’M JUST HANGING OUT watching ~Say Yes to the Dress~ and this woman is all “I can’t make a decision with out my fiancée here” and I’m all “Humans.” and then the fiancée shows up and he’s  obviously gay. and I’m all humans.
Jan 13th
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Let's take a vote
Hayley Williams voice in Airplanes, annoying? y/y
Jan 13th
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Listenzipcodelove: Under Pressure - David Bowie and...
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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“i feel violated. i should feel violated right?”
– Meghan
Jan 12th
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Mom: Do you want to come watch a show? I've got Dr. Phil.
Dad: That's not a show.
Dad: That's poisoning your brain.
Jan 12th
Jan 12th
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Listentherealyvetteq: sexandsugarwithmytea: WHISPERS...
Jan 11th
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Things I am going to do after February:
GO TO EVERY CONCERT AND DANCE FOREVER
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
“…he–the elder Hamlet–was murdered by Claudius’ pouring poison in his ear.” -Hamlet’s wikipedia article So cool. Why are people so uncreative in their murders these days?
Jan 10th