“
Suicide Note From a Hello Kitty Doll
Dear little Charlotte,
if you are reading this note
sound out the letters
I want you to know
that me hanging myself is
pretty much your fault
I have never met
a more bratty 4 year old
in my fucking life
you have the aura of a brick
and your imaginary
tea parties suck ass
how you managed to
burn make believe tea and cake
is so beyond me
E-Z Bake Oven
is an atom bomb in your
Edward Scissor hands.
I wish your parents
loved you like that explorer
named Dora and sent
you to a jungle
with a bookbag filled with lots
of assorted meat.
I took my own life
before your cooking could
do the deed and P.S.
while you were asleep
I snacked on your gerbil’s soul…
it tastes like mushu
Sincerely, Hello Kitty
— Omar Holmon, as published in The Legendary, February 2009. Want more? Check him out here. (via bostonpoetryslam)
